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blood spattered comfort food
its dark here. you are likely to be eaten by a grue...
"We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?"
Christina Giorgina Rossetti
What I'm doing with my life:
I'm a doll artist. I make creepy critters. Sometimes I play games and others I go to the movies. For spare change, I sell my children. well, actually I'm not a fan of children, so I guess I just sell the stuff I make, stuff I find at the thrift store and books I've bought from the used bookstore that used to be my home. :P On the very rare occasion, I'll write something. On less rare occasions I'll read something obsessively. that's all.
I'm really good at:
Being a hostess, crafting weird shit, skipping, inane chatter, amusing myself, being amused, plotting world domination, attacking the kitten, being attacked by the Evil Kitten of Dooom!!, being obstinate, sculpting, picking out colors, sitting on my ass, confusion... and stuff...
I like to munch on:
Sushi, Noodles, Curries, Subs, Thai, Laotian, Burritos, Stuff I Make. I'm picky. *really* picky. don't even go there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
whirrled peas, you know like the green soupy stuff. speculations about what really lives under my bed and in my closet and how I'm going to find the right sacrifice to appease them. kidding. really. (kinda) you know, there quite a few shades of black. some of them even have distinctly different hues. doll designs. patterns for doll designs. ball joints and how to finangle an articulated mermaid tail. With teeth. a mermaid with teeth! sharp pointy teeth! and tentacles! how come nobody's made a mer-squid? a ball-jointed articulated mer-squid! With sharp pointy teeth! I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER. and how do you manage equine anatomy when the damn thing has eight legs? polymer clay formulations. can PVC and PVA mix? What would happen if I burned that. or that? or that? peas or carrots? trying to figure out if you just said what I thought you said because you don't look like a kinky librarian nun with a spaceship fetish to me. alien anatomy. alien reproduction. if an individual of an extraterrestrial species tried to mate with a human, would the situation be much like a human trying to mate with a pansy? is there a kink for pansy sex? has Dan Savage heard of this? chattering inanely to myself. how I look chattering inanely to myself... ooh! shiney!